Posted 30 July 2010 - 07:25 PM
Charlie, "I say, how about introducing me to that swell dame on the platform?"
Edgar, "That's Miss Loy, the famous film star, she's althogether too sophisticated for you, Charlie."
Charlie, "I'm not fussy."
Edgar, "Hmmmm. Charlie, behave yourself."
Charlie, "Oh, I'll do it myself, like I always have to!"
Charlie, "Yoohoo, Miss Loy, may I have a word, please?"
Miss Loy, wittily, "Which particular word would you like, Charlie?"
Charlie, "The answer to the question, 'Will you marry me?'"
Miss Loy, "Termites!"
Charlie had met his matches.